Stolen from IMDB and Eddie’s new DVD “Dress to Kill”:
(Trust me when I tell you that you need to hear and see Eddie to really put it all together!)
Eddie: We stole countries! That’s how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. “I claim India for Britain.” And they’re going, “You can’t claim us. We live here! There’s five hundred million of us.” “Do you have a flag?” “We don’t need a flag, this is our country you bastard!”
Eddie: Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire…so, that’s fun. And that’s funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuckhead!
Eddie: If you’re choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, “Heimlich maneuver,” and all will be well. Trouble is, it’s difficult to say “Heimlich maneuver” when you’re choking to death.
I think this DVD (with Eddie commentary, apparently) is high on my Christmas wish list!
