We. Are. Done. Answering. Phones. For. Fucking. Ever!!!! Yahooo! And here’s the kicker – I was nice to every one that called today even though I would have had carte blanche not to be. (Sigh) I just can’t tarnish that halo, can I? ha ha
And as a measure of how far things have sunk, Friday at work saw me comforting Hooty when a bitch woman reamed her out but good. Yes, friends. I have gone insane. It can now be documented! The transition is going to be a rocky one, that’s for sure. But we will all survive and I will never have to answer another phone in my damn life. (Y’all are lucky I even answer my home phone!)
Repeat after me: NO MORE CALL CENTERS!! (chanted in a “wire hangers” tone of voice)
HEY! John Mayer won a grammy! YEY for him! He has the most wonderful lips but the way he contorts his face cracks me up! DUDE! You are too damn cute to do that. Doesn’t your mom tell you that? (Does this mean I am officially old now?)
Anyway, it’s a happy day in Snarkyland for many reasons. And remember, do not mess with “Weapons of Mass Destruction” (two people know the inside joke here) or they will double team you on a webcam!!
On to ACAT country!! And away we go!