This is perfect (alas, I cannot lay claim to coming up with it):
Standard Funeral and Embalming: $5,000
Full body massage: $100-150
30 seconds of watching David Fisher talk to Frederico Diaz about the history of Prince Alberts and the virtues of scrotum shaving: Priceless
Those who are cool will know exactly what this is about!
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