From the “You knew it would happen sometime, didn’t you” department:

Jackson Sought on Molestation Allegations

Now – it’s sort of well-known that MJ has some, shall we say, issues with younger boys. What parent in their right mind would allow their child to be in his presence unsupervised? I don’t know about you, but my boychild (if I ever had one) would NEVER be allowed near “Neverland” no matter what gifts he was offered. Nope. No. Uh uh.

From the link above: In a documentary broadcast on ABC earlier this year, Jackson said he had slept in a bed with many children. “When you say bed you’re thinking sexual,” he said in the interview. “It’s not sexual, we’re going to sleep. I tuck them in. … It’s very charming, it’s very sweet.”

Ummmm, NO. It’s not charming, it’s not sweet. It’s just sick, Michael.

Dude, you need some help. You’ve needed it for a long time and maybe, just maybe this is how you will get it.

Oh yeah, got canaled by the dentist … I can think of better things to do than sit in a chair with my mouth propped open for one hour whilst he rooted around in there. Didn’t hurt but wasn’t enjoyable (without any nitrious oxide, anyway). Othewise, I’m fine.