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How do I love thee ….

May 23, 2005 Written by Lisa

… let me count the ways:

Thee = Angry Black Bitch

Why are you yelling at me? Don’t you know who my huuuusband is?

First Lady Laura Bush made a trip on our dime to the Middle East. Draped in her best knock-off Jackie O. black lace scarf-like thing, Laura attempted to charm the locals by bowing her head and ducking for cover. The press seemed shocked that both Jews and Muslims in Israel heckled the First Lady. A bitch would like to point out to the American media that not everyone is drinking the Kool-Aid. But, hats off to Laura B. for accomplishing what her huuuusband Scooter hasn’t been able to do in Israel; get Jews and Muslim to unite under a single policy… which was to make sure the very flat-tongued and bright eyed Laura got the verbal ass whooping her huuuuusband isn’t man enough to face.

There’s your souvenir honey! Now you go on home and take that message to Scooter. Go on, now!

I love how she calls him Scooter.

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