I am speaking of Scooter’s little chitchat with the nation last evening. I make it a habit to stay as far away from the tv as I can when his visage appears, so I don’t even know what he said, really. As Jon Stewart would say ” He likey the blah blah blah”. However, the translation below made me laugh out loud and it comes from this chick’s blog :

“Look at me, Amurka, I’m workin’ real hard here rebuilding New Orleans with my bare hands, can’t you tell, I’m not wearing a tie. Check out my top button, it’s not even done up, oh you can’t stop me, Amurka, taking responsibility for a massive national disaster is hard work, it’s hard work, internets, and just in case you were wondering, doing my speech outside with the normal people wearing my play clothes has nothing to do with trying to make you all like me again. Seriously. I have to go to the bathroom. Saddam Hussein. Nine eleven.”

Yeah, Scooter, honey. You just keep it up. While you’re at it, check out the dictionary.com’s definition of karma too because she’s pissed and heading straight in your direction. (Pulls up a ringside seat because I ain’t missing this show.)