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1. Rap music and yes, I acknowledge I am not the target audience so it makes sense that I don’t but still … they all look totally ridiculous to me. I’m officially old, right? 2. Having caller ID with no attendant answering machine – I talked to someone the other day who said she doesn’t have the machine so at night she calls back all the numbers on her caller ID to see what they wanted. Now, I consider that an immense waste of time. Then again, my husband considers the three hours I surf and write each day a grand waste of time so I suppose it’s all relative. Still, get a damn machine! 3. Slash Fan Fiction – all those good writers spending their talent on love stories between batman and robin. (sigh) what a waste. I mean, they could be blogging about crap like this instead, right? 4. Why in heaven’s name anyone NOT on the bush payroll is still sporting a b/c 04 sticker on their car. May as well have one that says “I’m a complete and utter moron”. Soon enough, they are gonna control the internets if y’all don’t start paying attention. (Pulls out hair, notes that it’s gray and cries a bit more) 5. Umm, hiding money in your freezer that you got by some funky payola scam on people and then bragging about it to others? Real stupid on both counts, schmucko. You deserve to get your ass caught. I’m only sorry you’re a Democrat. You’d have much more success doing this kind of stuff if you were a repug. Even if they get caught, they seem to slide right on through it. In fact, you might even get you a Medal ‘O Honor! 6. Diva behavior Someday, you’re gonna look back at yourself and be real embarassed. 7. And speaking of idiots: Why *anyone* thinks anything about Paris Hilton is worthy of even the slightest bit of attention. She’s a skinny twit. Lots of them around. Can you even begin to imagine what she is like IRL? Insufferable! (See #6) 8. And this? Oh my god! What is wrong with you all?? And just because it’s good to know that Americans aren’t the only shallow, star-struck people in the world, an informal radio survey of Namibians found that half of them want the day Angelina and Brad have their baby to be declared a national holiday, “an honour usually reserved for kings, queens and national heroes.” 9. The fashion statement that is made by wearing your oversized jeans halfway down your butt enabling me to see what kind of oversize boxers you wear. Is this really a good look? Does your momma let you out of the house wearing that?? 10. Kevin Federline – not even on my best day can I find ONE positive thing to say about this person. Either he’s got to be lay of the century (and even then, that thrill wears off after a while (doesn’t it?)) or else he’s got dirt on da Brithead that she doesn’t want out but something keeps him in the game. Popozao my ass, honey. Karma will just love getting her mitts on you! 11. Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly – just eww. How does *anyone* take them seriously? I have relatives who pay money to Rush for his “news”letter. Ay Yi Yi! It would be to laugh if they weren’t helping to fuck this country up further than it is. 12. Any show on MTV. I am old enough to remember when it showed videos and it was hip and cool (well, as cool as showing Huey Lewis and the News vids can be, yo) and now, I have no idea what’s going on there. I feel like I’ve tuned into substation mars or something. It hurts my ears. 13. People who don’t bother reading. Wow … I’m married to one and the daughter of another. Who gave me my love of books? My blind father (go figure). How. can. you. NOT. want. to. read?????? |
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Hey Snarky, Your TT is great – I got a kick out of reading it! :)
-A
I just read that Paris Hilton is going to release a CD soon. She said that she always knew she could sing but was afraid of getting up in public. She said that the cd rocks and she listens to it all the time and everyone else will too!
Whatever –
Finally it seems like the pants are going a bit up at our place. About time, don’t need to see the underwear, thank you very much….
Happy Thursday, my 13th is up too.
#1: old school rap was awesome…right up until about 1995 LOL!
#3: yeah slash sucks…um…unless it involves Professor Snape…but NOT with any of his students, yuck; and please God NOT with Dumbledore…double yuck!!
#10: speaking from experience, no, the thrill DOESN’T wear off, unfortunately…but at least my mistake was cuter than Britney’s.
#13: I don’t understand them either…
K-fed– ugh. I hope that he’s out of the news real soon!!
1. Rap music – I liked one song once, it was in a movie Michelle Pheiffer was in.
2. You could be my Mom – we’ve had call waiting for 10 years and she just now will answer when I call, she yells in the cell phone (like old long distance), but she does let the machine pick up unknown calls!
6. Diva, DIVA who you calling a DIVA???! I prefer “Empress of Everything” thank you very much.
9. I have warned Max (12.5 yr. old son) I see underware….WEDGIE CITY!
11. Limbaugh & O’Reilly plus vat of boiling oil = me doing happy dance
13. I envision a life without books as a vast empty wasteland. I too will read most anything. I remember the excitement I felt when each of my kids learned to read, all the books that were/are waiting for them. Some favorite kids books are “The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig”, “Wild Thing” (the character is named Max, so my Max thought it was about him), and “Monster Moma” just to name the tip of the pile.
As usual, I’ve “commented” too long again!
Love YA!
What a neat idea for a list. I totally agree with all but especially #9. I just don’t get it!
Rap, I agree totally. I just don’t get it. Oh and what’s with the jeans half way down your ass.. that’s just so wrong lol.. it doesn’t look cool, in fact it looks really silly (in my oinion of course)
I don’t get most of those either. I hate Paris Hilton, jeans that slide down, and Rap music the most though. My TT is up!
I like some rap – not that I get it -it just sounds good. Also, I use to have caller ID with no machine. I never called people back tho – I just used it to screen calls and see who called while I was away. If I didn’t know the number, I just deleted it. I am NOT a reader the only books I enjoy reading are kid books TO my kids. LOL Also I don’t even know who #10 is.