More snark! More love. More political discourse!
Um, forget that last one. Mostly, you will find rantings of someone sure that we are living in an alternate universe where up is down, right is wrong and bush is … (gags) preznit.
So, day two of “Laid … off” is going great, yo. I had an interview with the library (I do believe they like me but won’t know for sure just how much until next week), tidied up around the house, created and printed flyers for my Reiki services, went through my mother’s crap in the garage to see what can be added to the yard sale (let’s just say EVERYTHING, okay?). And, of course, in my quest to retain title of domestic goddess (if only for a short time) , prepared another loving meal for Duty. I rock, y’all!
I still haven’t gotten around to posting my political rant for Jennifer but will do so this week, hopefully. In the meantime, check below the fold for a snippet of “The Scotty Show starring Tony Snow” by the comic genius that is Karate Explosions. And if you see me sporting my tshirt with cat pictures on it, you’ll know where it came from!
Day three awaits! More garage cleanings, interview with a church for PT job, snowball, Kmarts! Man, I love the summer.
Reporter at Daily Press Conference: The President wades into this when it’s politically expedient —
Puffy McMoonface Tony Snow: Oh, David, come on.
Translation of the above four words for you clueless dolts out there: Jesus, David! Don’t be ridiculous here! Look around you. There’s a massive illegal war going on in Iraq. Our diplomatic clusterfuck with Iran has made gas prices even higher than they were before. Millions of Americans lack health care. Americans overseas are accused of slaughtering civilians. College tuition costs are out of control. Our country is facing an unprecedented debt crisis. Disaster preparation is abysmal or non-existent all over America, and money to prevent terrorist attacks is being diverted from New York City to Buttfuck, Oklahoma in an enormous pork giveaway. Our children are not learning basic science, writing, and mathematics skills in school and are falling behind students from other countries, putting them at a disadvantage in our global economy. Hurricane season is getting underway and we’re not even close to ready for it, the National Security Agency is listening to your phone calls and monitoring your web usage, and glaciers are melting so fast that polar bears are drowning.
Clearly something desperately needs to be done. Preventing loving same-sex couples from professing their undying devotion and lifetime commitment to one another in the eyes of their family, friends, neighbors, and/or God and receiving the spiritual, financial, and legal benefits that go along with it — that’s the solution! Never mind that most of those same-sex couples are already unable to get married because of bigoted federal laws and close-minded state laws and constitutional amendments! The president has the solution! Every two years! Election years! Except that’s just a coincidence!
So fuck you, with your “political expediency”, David. This is a president who is trying to solve the problems that REALLY FUCKING MATTER.
