“I don’t get any money from my wife. I’m almost broke. As a man, as a male figure and a father, I wouldn’t be happy sitting back and living off my wife’s fortune. I have to provide for my family. People gotta understand that I’m working, too, she’s not the only one that’s got things to do.”
– K-Fed tells the September issue of GQ
I dare ANYone to prove that he doesn’t live off her money. For some (quite rational) reason, I despise Kevin Federline. D. E. S. P. I. S. E. And you know what it must take for a being of light and love as myself to go down into the lower vibrations of despisation, y’all. I’m just sayin’.
And speaking of gossip, I am annoyed at a new trend showing up on a couple of my gossip blogs. Namely this: I don’t check out your pages, divas, to see YOUR ugly mug. (I am especially talking to you, Perez!) Suddenly, I am seeing all kinds of pics of Perez at parties (and honestly, at first I thought he photoshopped his picture in because he always has the same dumb expression but then realized it’s not photoshopped at all. He does have the same dumb ‘spression in every photo!), and Trent with people who just want to get their faces on a blog. Lookit, I want dirt. I want Lohan, Spears, Gibson, Tara Reid and that entire crew and I want them in compromising positions. I want to know whose boob was hanging out of their shirt and for what reason. What thing did Britney do to endanger Sean P’s life? This is what I check your blogs to find out. I do not want to see YOUR face. That is all.
Sorry for the rage. (Please be sure to thank the mother for this gift if/when you see her next, k?) I’m tired, feeling grumpy and glad that I am home alone. I did spend two hours watching “Ten Years Younger”. I’ve got a bit of a crush on the former host (Josh Green) and watch it to see him be cute. Oh yeah, and see the hair chick do miraculous things with other people’s horrid hair and Damone (Eyebrow Queen) redo the makeup. Watching all the stuff that people have to get done to their face because of sun damage and stuff has caused me to stop by ye olde KMartS and get some Oil of Olay eye creme. And tomorrow, I am treating myself to a manicure/pedicure/brow & lip wax. Yes, I may still be walking around in jeans and a hockey shirt, but inside, I’m all girled up! heh
And why can’t I find a picture of this aforementioned Josh Greene? I googled his ass (not literally … but there’s an idea!) and couldn’t find anything.
Oh, wait! Looky here! What have we found?? (Hugs Google close to her heart)
Check out his Ten Years Younger reel and see why I think he’s so cute. And note that his pics really, really don’t do him justice since his personality is a big part of his charm. (I see his phone number listed on his resume. Gosh, should I call? Oh wait. I’m married. Fuckety. Maybe I can ask why he left TYY and if he can come over later. Umm, no. Not that last part. (sobs)) Anyway, he’s about 10,000 times better than that simpy Mark Montaldo they have now. Hate. (Okay, not really and not even close to the K-Fed disgust but don’t care for his style is probably accurate.)
PEEVE of the moment: FUCKING WordPress keeps losing stuff I’m in the process of writing! It’s damn annoying and not only that, makes me feel like I’m going insane when it’s there one moment and not the next. GRRR. And it doesn’t seem to matter if I save it or not! I had just written a really great paragraph (that probably shouldn’t have seen the light of day and the angels decided to POOF it off the page) and then it was gone. GRRR x 10.
Okay, off to do something productive.
I think you’re just so cool. Can I be your (girl) friend?
Love and kisses,
HAHAHAHA!!!! You crack me up!
K-Fed is a boil on the ass of humanity. I think you’re stalking this Josh Green guy. We have law against that, you know.
I am shocked that you do not believe that a fine young man such as K-Fed earns his own money. How could you be so callous.
LOL! I bet you feel better now that you have that off your chest.
You are too much!
My side hurts and you’re making me laugh! Yes, I want to see “oops” “goofs” and “what was she thinking!!” shots. Did you see the eBay painting of Paris Hilton’s Hoo Hoo?