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1. Be alert. The world needs more lerts. 2. Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me. 3. To err is human, to moo bovine 4. Dyslexics are teople poo. 5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet(s) and they won’t bother you for weeks. 6. I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead. 7. NyQuil – The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 8. A day without sunshine is like night. 9. There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. 10. My kid wants to be president. I told him to aim higher. (This is the PiK “Pick of the week”, btw) 11. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. (A Libra chose this one … can you tell?) 12. Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply 13. I poke badgers with spoons. (Eddie rox!) |
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#5 is spot on!
happy TT
Funny, funny, funny!
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT’ing!
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Raggedy
These are great… I enjoyed you TT
I wonder if I put the number 2 bumper sticker on my car if people would actually send me the money. hmmmmm. good idea.
Great list, I wonder why number 6 is my favourite!
They are all hilarious!! But #2 is my favorite, I wonder if I could make money by being the hevil!!!
I also poke badgers with spoons! My first TT is up!
LOL! I like:
“Frodo lost, Bush has the Ring”
and
“Republicans for Voldemort”
I should put them ALL on my car, lol !
I love ‘em all! thanks for the laughs! happy TT, mine’s up!
I loved #7 and I dont see a darn thing wrong with the Libra one :)
Haha – those made me laugh :)
LOL! thanks for the giggles!
happy T13!
#1, #9, and #11 I’ve been known to say in real life with some regularity. But I think #13 is my new favorite, because seriously? Out. Of. Nowhere.
Great list! You had me giggling lots. Happy Thursday!
I’ve heard most of these. But, #1 is funny!! It’s new to me.
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LOL those are really funny!! Love the dyslexic one ;)
Happy T13!!
I love the “lerts” well I loved a lot of them but ive been giggling all weekend about the lerts!