2/14/07
TT #845: Bumper Sticker tee-hees
Thursday 13
Thirteen Funny Bumper Stickers

1. Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

2. Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

3. To err is human, to moo bovine

4. Dyslexics are teople poo.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet(s) and they won’t bother you for weeks.

6. I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.

7. NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

8. A day without sunshine is like night.

9. There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

10. My kid wants to be president. I told him to aim higher. (This is the PiK “Pick of the week”, btw)

11. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. (A Libra chose this one … can you tell?)

12. Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

13. I poke badgers with spoons. (Eddie rox!)

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  • February 14th, 2007
    10:41 pm

    #5 is spot on!
    happy TT

  • February 14th, 2007
    11:41 pm

    Funny, funny, funny!

  • February 15th, 2007
    12:43 am

    Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
    My TT is posted.
    Have a wonderful day!
    Happy TT’ing!
    *^_^
    (=’:'=)
    (”_ (”Š
    Raggedy

  • February 15th, 2007
    5:07 am

    These are great… I enjoyed you TT

  • February 15th, 2007
    7:34 am

    I wonder if I put the number 2 bumper sticker on my car if people would actually send me the money. hmmmmm. good idea.

  • February 15th, 2007
    8:02 am

    Great list, I wonder why number 6 is my favourite!

  • February 15th, 2007
    8:32 am

    They are all hilarious!! But #2 is my favorite, I wonder if I could make money by being the hevil!!!

  • February 15th, 2007
    8:42 am

    I also poke badgers with spoons! My first TT is up!

  • February 15th, 2007
    9:16 am

    LOL! I like:

    “Frodo lost, Bush has the Ring”

    and

    “Republicans for Voldemort”

  • February 15th, 2007
    10:47 am

    I should put them ALL on my car, lol !

  • February 15th, 2007
    11:57 am

    I love ‘em all! thanks for the laughs! happy TT, mine’s up!

  • February 15th, 2007
    12:31 pm

    I loved #7 and I dont see a darn thing wrong with the Libra one

  • February 15th, 2007
    2:47 pm

    Haha - those made me laugh

  • February 15th, 2007
    3:41 pm

    LOL! thanks for the giggles!

    happy T13!

  • February 15th, 2007
    4:19 pm

    #1, #9, and #11 I’ve been known to say in real life with some regularity. But I think #13 is my new favorite, because seriously? Out. Of. Nowhere.

    Great list! You had me giggling lots. Happy Thursday!

  • February 15th, 2007
    8:02 pm

    I’ve heard most of these. But, #1 is funny!! It’s new to me.

    Check out my Thursday Thirteen

  • February 16th, 2007
    9:29 pm

    LOL those are really funny!! Love the dyslexic one

    Happy T13!!

  • crse
    February 18th, 2007
    5:54 pm

    I love the “lerts” well I loved a lot of them but ive been giggling all weekend about the lerts!

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