So, here’s my clever idea: Since Cousin ‘O Love and I are on a guided tour, they spell out on their brochure thingy what we’ll be doing each day. I know you want to follow along with us on your little virtual adventure to Italy so here you go.

(Please to be noting that I am writing these entries as I sit in my pajamas on Mother’s Day so if they have no correspondence to what actually takes place in Italy, you’ll know why. Just swing with me on my goofy little blog idea, mmmkay?)

Friday, May 18th: DAY 1, Fri Depart the USA to Italy. Your flight includes meals, drinks and in-flight entertainment for your journey.

Drinks! YEY! Meals! YEY! In-flight entertainment! YEY! (Maybe. Maybe not. Depends on what it is. Idiot shoe bomber dude? Not so much.) Will report back on all the flighty food, drink and fun. Do you think it involves nekkid men?