The X-Files is my favorite TV show, hands down.
Enjoy my favorite quote or don’t. To set it up, there have been mysterious murders, supposedly related to the “Fiji Mermaid” (this guy). Mulder and Scully go to the sideshow where the mermaid supposedly came from. When they go to the place they’ll be staying, the manager, Mr. Nutt, is short with Mulder. (And if you’ve seen that episode, that was a pun.) Anyway, here.
Mulder: Does Agent Scully know that you’re under her crawlspace?
Mr. Nutt: I was merely repairing the plumbing on this unit. I know what you’re thinking, my friend, but you are grossly mistaken. Just because I am not of so-called “average” height does not mean I must receive my thrills vicariously. Not all women are attracted to overly tall, lanky men such as yourself. You’d be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly alluring.
Mulder: And you’d be surprised how many men do as well.
Also, find a way to watch it, because it’s good.