* ONE (and, I assure you, ONLY one) person will get the amazingly inside joke of that title. But that’s okay. She can strong-arm me into getting pizza and then blaming it on me any day. I love her that much. :)
I was going to do Friday Flogging because there is so much for which certain people should be flogged. Take, for example, the idiots at the mall who are wearing FLIP FLOPS when it is 42 degrees and raining here. That is just wrong, friends. Dress appropriately for the weather. Who doesn’t know that??
And a big ass flogging goes to the zillion teens who are walking with their friends and texting as they walk down the mall. What? There’s not ENOUGH stimulation for you with noise, tons of people, and brightly colored stuff in your face that you must also be texting? I am worn out just looking at you goofs. (Admits she is old but also offers the excuse that she was this way when younger as well. And probably would have been one of those people doing that same thing. After all, I answered phones at FPOE *and* chatted with several people at one time on IM so who can say? I’m a curmudgeon at 47. It’s true.)
But first in the flog line has to be our idiot congresscritters. The repugs I expect to do stupid shit. But the dems? Must you look like such fools? The man is at 24% approval rating. Bill Clinton, at the height of his impeachment hearings, had 60%+ approval ratings and they fucking impeached him over a blow job! Bush has done everything but blow a donkey in full view of Pat Robertson and even then, they’d all still give in to whatever he wanted. GAH! All y’alls disgust me. Just saying’. (y’alls = congresscritters)
Anyway, that’s my Friday Floggings for tonight. It’s rainy and I’m tired from mallwalking. Must go into vegetative state pronto!