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Thursday 13 #6,349: 13 things W will do after he leaves office

November 15, 2007 Written by Lisa

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Top 12 Things George W. Bush will do after he leaves office (plus one)

(stolen from Ben Gleib but with love)

13. Challenge Lance Armstrong to a bicycle race.

12. Three years straight vacation time at Crawford. (Which will involve chopping down trees and killing animals. It’s how he relaxes.)

11. Restart Enron.

10. Finally take those English classes he’s been putting off.

9. Coaching a peewee football team. (He will not provide them with enough pads or equipment, and will have no game plan. But, down 57-0 at the half, will give a stirring speech about how well it’s going.)

8. He will pen a best selling memoir of his time in office, called “Presidency for Dummies.”

7. Will also create series of children’s books where out of a large crowd you try and find the evil terrorist, called “Where’s Osama?” (Sadly this will be his new idea for how we should actually capture him.)

6. Join OJ on his search for the real killers.

5. New S&M game where he gets turned on by water boarding Laura.

4. Even though he has no personal interest anymore, rig elections just for the hell of it.

3. Run whatever else he touches right into the ground.

2. Illegally eavesdrop on his neighbors, this time with nothing more than his ear, a glass, and his never-ending desire to ignore people’s civil liberties.

1. Choke on some more pretzels.

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7 Comments

  1. nicholas nicholas
    November 16, 2007    

    And write his memoirs (in crayon).

  2. Raggedy Raggedy
    November 15, 2007    

    Are ya sure?
    LOL
    Happy TT’ing

  3. Lisa Lisa
    November 15, 2007    

    Love it! Where’s Osama? It will be on the Best seller list for sure!

    Happy TT. Mine is up as well.

  4. Penelope Anne Penelope Anne
    November 15, 2007    

    ;) I don’t know which one I would rank as my fav…I do root for the pretzel though also. Awesome!!!!! Great T13

  5. YummY! YummY!
    November 15, 2007    

    I could totally see “Where’s Osama” as a childrens book. I’d never be able to find him though. I STILL haven’t found Waldo.

  6. Country Dawn Country Dawn
    November 15, 2007    

    “snerk*

    Is it evil that I’m rooting for the pretzel??? :x

    My thirteen’s 13 ‘Kings’ (since I did ‘Queens’ last week!)

  7. Samantha_K Samantha_K
    November 15, 2007    

    As a perpetual Dubya make-fun-of-er (yeah, nice word, I know.), this had me rolling. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it! Happy TT!

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