Although I have been banned from TWOP under a certain name, I can still lurk because they can’t ban you for that (can they??). Found this gem which totally cracked me up and yes, it’s about Cookie.
There are a few decent Cookie fans lurking about, as well as a few sane Archie fans, but most of the people there seem determined to stage a revolution, secede from the USA, and form One Nation United Under Our Godking Archuleta. I’m not even kidding – if you’re feeling up for a laugh, check out some of the most recent Archuleta threads.
The fans there are actually trying to plan some sort of mass international voting crusade and – here’s the kicker – they’re so paranoid that other fanbases might discover their nefarious plot that they’ve gathered up a list of approved Archie fans and are going underground. I wish I was exaggerating – it’s fucking AI, people, not a presidential race.
Tee hee … that is HI-larious!!
I echo the sentiments here:
Peachmangosteen said: Oh my GOD, he plays piano, too?! He needs to stop. It’s just getting ridiculous. I echo whoever said a long, long time ago that I need to find out he’s a republican or something before I become so obsessed with this man that I start stalking him. Geesh.
Me? Stalk? Goodness, no. Nevah!
And last but not least, this from Hum Hallelujah:
Add me to those hoping to hear he kicks puppies or is a Republican or, like, picks his nose on the regular. With the amount of time I spend Google-stalking this dude, I can’t believe everything I find is stuff that makes me like him more. Oy. Flawless motherfucker!