… except when you give props and attributions! This one comes from One Gal’s Musings who stole it from Kwizgiver.

Presenting: 10 Things I wish I could say to 10 different people:

1. Oh for fuck’s sake – you make your own life miserable. Quit blaming everyone else for your problems.

2. You are probably the biggest hypochondriac I know. (Okay, I’ve actually said this one (cough*Duty*cough))

3. I wish you would talk to me about how you feel.

4. We all think you are a shithead.

5. I miss her more than I can put into words. And I know that pales in comparison to how you feel.

6. Seriously, I don’t need to know what you are putting in that envelope. I don’t care. Put anthrax in it for all I care. Just put it in the mailbox and move on with your life.

7. What kind of woman would date you?

8. “Purple haze all in my brain / Lately things just don’t seem the same / Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why /’scuse me while I kiss the sky”

9. I miss being kissed

10. Do you ever stop talking?