Because I have nothing creative to say, I’m doing a meme stolen from where else?
The Random Meme
If you got trapped in an elevator with someone, who would you want it to be? I bet all three of you out there could guess who the poor sap trapped in an elevator with me would be.
What is your favorite cereal? Hmmm … not sure. I like all different kinds. I used to have some small kind of addiction to a cereal called “Almond Delight” and got 3 big boxes of it for Christmas once. Then one of the almonds cracked my tooth and the addiction ceased.
Do you own any cowboy boots? Oh hell no
What is something you would never do in public? Fart
Have you ever had really strange dreams? Yes, many. All the time, in fact.
Name a friend or loved one who has passed away. Lauren and my mom. Miss them both very much.
What’s your earliest memory? John Kennedy’s funeral. I was barely 3 at the time but I remember the black and white tv set downstairs in our house on Moregate Road.
Have you ever broken a bone before, and if so, how? No, but I have sprained my knee twice – once doing the twist at a wedding reception and the other by taking a long walk off a short step in a bar.
Have you ever stepped in dog poo? Who hasn’t?
Ever bitten your toenails? I am not some human-animal hybrid who chomps on their toes. Good lord! Who does this?
Who is your all time hero? My dad. Just an amazing man. How he got through life, I still don’t know.
What colors do you think mix well? Blue and green
What did you eat recently? Organic crackers and some garlic hummus
What was your favorite cartoon movie as a child? Casper, the friendly ghost. (HA! I just realized even then I was diggin’ on ghosts and the woo-woo!)
What’s your favorite movie now? Bridget Jones’s Diary and “When Harry Met Sally”
Do you paint your toenails? I prefer to have someone else do it, if possible. If not, then no.
Is your computer a fast and awesome computer? No, my laptop is getting a tad creaky but I love it just the same.
What do you do, or want to do for a living? What I want to do (healer) and what I do currently (cog) – it will all come out the right way soon enough.
If one of your long lost exes called you and asked for you back, would you take them back? Depends on who it is. Mostly likely not.
Have you ever been a heart-breaker? Yes and it sucks on either side of the equation.
What’s your favorite instrument? I think the piano.
What is a country you want to visit badly before you die? I’ve already been to the place of my heart (Italy) so perhaps other areas in Italy or honestly, I’d be happy going back to Rome or Florence again.
Have you made a bucket list? No, but I do have a bucket and some lined paper. Will that do?
What things in history amuse you the most? Hmm, that’s a hard one. I don’t read a lot of historical stuff. Pass.
Have you ever eaten lipstick? Are there people out there who do? Because that’s sad.
What are 3 accessories you have to be equipped with when you go out? (Echoing OneGal’s comments because they are mine too) My purse, my keys, my iPod
Have you ever licked a window before? No. (OK, maybe they’re right – this is a weird meme.)
If someone dared you to run across a busy street for 1 thousand dollars, would you? No. I have a fear of crossing streets. And I don’t overly like dares, either. So, no. No. No. No.
Would you kill someone for 9 million dollars? Under no circumstances would I do that.
Who is your worst enemy right now and why? I’d like to think I don’t have any but I suspect there is one person out there who thinks not too highly of me and my “Universe”. But s/he is not an enemy. Just someone very afraid of looking outside their tightly constructed world.
Have you ever been in a physical fight with anyone before? Nah, I’m a wuss and a peacemaker. (60/40 if you must know.)
Do you wear slippers or socks? Socks all the time
Do your feet stink? Well, the last time I was biting my toenails, I did notice some strange aroma.
Have you ever picked your butt in public? What, exactly is this “picking your butt” thing? I’ve straightened some undies out that had done some crawlin’ but I do not recall picking anything out. That seems nasty. Is it? Who would admit to it?
What is the strangest pet you’ve ever owned? Oh, I’ve had the usual run of the mill kind. Maybe my sweet guinea pigs count – Pizmo and Java. Sweet little beings who have passed on to peeg heaven.
Do you love life or hate it? Love it and it keeps getting better!
Who is the hottest person in the entire universe, in your opinion? Now you know who I’m gonna say, right?
What do you do every night before bed? Kiss Sophia (my kitty – no sapphic action going on), talk to my angels and turn on the wave sound machine.
Reading the back to back combination of this:
Do your feet stink? Well, the last time I was biting my toenails, I did notice some strange aroma.
And then this:
Have you ever picked your butt in public? What, exactly is this “picking your butt†thing? I’ve straightened some undies out that had done some crawlin’ but I do not recall picking anything out. That seems nasty. Is it? Who would admit to it?
Made me laugh so friggin hard that drool factor starting kicking in… and Gummi Bear gotten woken up apparently and then proceeded to kick my butt, from the inside of course…
Your 5 specific-to-Snarky questions are in the comments section of my Interview Me post. Come and get it!
You know I’m a regular and I DON’T SUBSCRIBE! So you may be a cult heroine and not even know it!
If you and Cookie were trapped together, do you think he’s sing? I bet dredlock Jason would. But I wonder about David. He seems more mature and less ebullient. (I take Idol very seriously.)
And there are another 6 on Google Reader. One of which would be me. Silently lurking until outing myself just now. I might have continued to do so but your answers to these questions just made me laugh so hard that I *had* to say something. So… here I am. :mrgreen:
Tee Hee – busted on the elevator/hottest person love but that’s only because she lubs him too! :mrgreen:
I have 8 subscribers?? Well, that makes my heart happy!! It ain’t Dooce or nothing but hey! It’s more than 3! (I am going to have to up my normal “all 3 of you” line to 8 now! Woo Hooo!
(What a good mom – teaching your child to brush her teeth after toenail chewing. Good work!)
Somehow, I suspect the hottest person in the universe is the one you want to be stuck in an elevator with, too. ;)
And my four year old bites her toenails. I find it both freaky and gross. If/when I catch her doing it, I make her stop and go brush her teeth.
Oh, and really? There are more than three of us. Bloglines sez you have 8 subscribers. *LOL*