Do I have everything I need? Let’s see:
1. New shirt which shows off the awesome and non-cougery boobage nicely – check
2. New jeans that are not “mom” jeans (because I’m not a mom) – check
3. Boots to wear with new non-mom jeans – AACK! Cannot find them! Must have cool footwear. Commence search NOW!
4. Tickets to up-close-and-personal-seating – check
5. Good friend from back in the day who just so happens to have the keys to the very room where Cookie will play – check and mate! (well, not that kind of mate!)
6. Cool peeps to go with – check
7. Words to all the songs memorized for singing along and not looking clueless – check
Alrighty then …. I think we are almost prepared. Shows in Atlantic City were epic and arm pornage abounded. (See below the fold and btw, don’t even try explaining what arm porn is to a guy. He won’t get it and you will look like a goofball trying to explain. And prior to DC, I had no clue I was digging on arms. Who says I’m not learning, eh?