Remember back last fall/winter when my woo-woo buddies told me that I needed to have my colon checked out because there was some energetic wonkiness going on? So yeah. Found out what is going on. Apparently, my liver is “quite toxic” and (ta da!) I’ve got some parasitic action going on in my colon. Fun! Not to mention the crapping out of my adrenals as well. Gosh. Who knew?
Anyway, I will be working on some naturopathic methods to rid myself of said toxins and parasites. It’s a detox but not as drastic as the Master Cleanse. This will probably address some of my random grumpiness as well. (Edited to add that I am working with a doctor to address this so no worries, more than three of you! I’m taking extra good care of myself.)
On another note, it seems I now have to address my ONE reader instead of the usual THREE because the only who visits and faithfully comments is The Gal Herself. Henceforth, I will direct all my blog posts to her because the other two of you suck! heh
Where is my Goddaughter of Love when I need her wicked commentin’ skills?
Aww I missed you too! Itâ€™s good to be home but I do think weâ€™re definitely going to need to invade Italy, if for no other reason than to hunt down my Italian waiter loverrr. ;D I didnâ€™t get a chance to inspect his butt, you know, so maybe Iâ€™ll leave that to you! You do seem to be the expert, hehehe
(See? She knew me quite well, thankyouverymuch!)
I hate it when people write things like â€œlooserâ€ too. Looser? LOOSER? You canâ€™t really insult people by calling them a loser when you canâ€™t spell it! Yesterday I was at Target and they had a bunch of decades CDs with the numbers written like 80â€™s and Christine and I were explaining to mom how it should be â€™80s. Well, maybe we are a *little* critical.
and my favorite:
Also, I would really like a pet monkey, particularly the kinds that donâ€™t fling poo!
So get on the stick, other two people! Comments, you haz them! You write them. Now!
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