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	<title>All Snark No Pants</title>
	<link>http://snarkypants.com</link>
	<description>Sometimes snarky, sometimes woowoo, always cool</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jitters on the Platform</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/07/04/jitters-on-the-platform/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hi kids,
Well, I lived through the week of Advanced Intuitive Development even though there was a slight crisis of confidence &#8217;round about Wednesday (more to come on that).  It&#8217;s been a very peaceful week, so much unlike the Intensive back at the end of February.  We hardly had time to breathe that week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lest you think I forgot my Cookie&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/07/02/lest-you-think-i-forgot-my-cookie/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/07/02/lest-you-think-i-forgot-my-cookie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cookie Love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
(click for full effect)
Last night opened the AI tour in Glendale AZ and from what I hear Boyfriend was in excellent form.  WOOO HOO!  
Anyway, gotta run for now - Billy, I have a book recommendation for you - will email later today.
More later.  Just didn&#8217;t want anyone to think I GPS&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know it&#8217;s bad when &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/30/you-know-its-bad-when/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/30/you-know-its-bad-when/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Blatherings]]></category>

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&#8230; your GPS starts sighing before it says &#8220;RECALCULATING&#8221;.  I am completely and utterly directionally challenged even with a GPS.  How sad is that??  But I made it to the top of the mountain (literally) and am here at Sparrow Hawk Village in Tahlequah OK, home of Sancta Sophia Seminary.  I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I think about  &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/26/what-i-think-about/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/26/what-i-think-about/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Blatherings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[more cat pictures
&#8230; whilst chained to my desk all day:
1.  My name is Lisa and I am addicted to Goetz&#8217;s Caramel Cream candies.  I have eaten about twelve just today.  It&#8217;s sad.  I&#8217;d rather have that than almost any chocolate (except my all time favorite candy - Snickers).
2.  I really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A quote that fits</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/24/a-quote-that-fits/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/24/a-quote-that-fits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Secretly 12 years old]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[General Blatherings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
From the late, great George Carlin:
&#8220;At 67, I&#8217;m every age I ever was. I always think of that. I&#8217;m not just 67. I&#8217;m also 55 and 21 and three. Oh, especially three.&#8221;
Will my quote be &#8230;. &#8220;oh, especially twelve&#8221;?  
Rest in peace, George.  Or, alternatively, raise some hell.  Whatever floats yer boat.
My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caught between this and that &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/22/caught-between-this-and-that/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/22/caught-between-this-and-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Blatherings]]></category>

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First, thanks, you guys who wrote to cheer me up about having nothing left to write about.  That made my heart happy. For some time I have been in a transition period - leaving the Lisa I was (for most of my life) and moving toward the Lisa that I am becoming.  While [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I got nothing &#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/16/i-got-nothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[BitchLog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; seriously.  I am going through my very first real dry spell in writing.  My blog is dead, my journal is dead, we iz all dead.  

Things I care about:
1. Reading TWOP to find out all things snarky about Cookie
2. Practicing Dowsing
3. Sitting my ass on the couch
4. Reading some stuff that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Know what peeves me?</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/05/know-what-peeves-me/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/05/know-what-peeves-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[more graph humor and song chart memes
Actually, I am feeling very blocked in my writing so you&#8217;re lucky to even get this. Oh well.  What have I been doing? Besides assuaging my Cookie withdrawal, you mean?  Well, working on my dowsing skills to help clear energies, mourning the passing of my sweet and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LOLsloth</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/02/lolsloth/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/02/lolsloth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Secretly 12 years old]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[tee hee
more cat pictures
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		<title>Five things</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/01/five-things/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/06/01/five-things/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Blatherings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just because.  I realized that in my Cookie haze (&#8221;all through my brain&#8221 I have rarely posted anything of substance.  So, why stop now, hey?  More fodder to bore you all to death.  Enjoy!

(pic from Gapingvoid)
Five things I love:
1. my laptop
2. Spring
3. Cookies (human and non-human kind alike)
4. Tivo
5. Coffee
Five things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For Molly &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/30/for-molly/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/30/for-molly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 01:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; because she&#8217;s the only one that gets them!
more graph humor and song chart memes
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		<title>Found me some new funnies!</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/27/found-me-some-new-funnies/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/27/found-me-some-new-funnies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 23:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[more graph humor and song chart memes
Yeah, not enough to have LOLcats and whatnot, but then I happened upon this offshoot from ICHC and laughed for a bit too long at work today.  In fact, I was giggling for about 20 minutes before I decided that perhaps I should focus more on work and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Outside Corinth</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/23/outside-corinth/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/23/outside-corinth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 21:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Lauren]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; taking a break from all the Cookie love and festivities to send love out in honor of Lauren&#8217;s 22nd birthday.  Last year this time, Cousin O&#8217;Love and I were in Florence, Italy looking for reminders that she was with us on our journey (and we found them, of course!).  I wish I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good guys really do win</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/22/1200/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/22/1200/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 11:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cookie Love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
(I didn&#8217;t write this but totally could have.  Props to Chesapeake at AI forums for saying what was in every Word Nerd&#8217;s heart)
To David Cook,
For every time you blew us away with your amazing vocal ability&#8230;
For every time you dared to be original and different&#8230;
For when you chose to be unpredictable by being predictable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HE DID IT!!</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/21/he-did-it/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/21/he-did-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 02:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Woooo Hooooo!!!  COOKIE DID IT!

(Does the happiest fucking dance EVAH!!!)
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		<title>Yeah, but I have</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/19/yeah-but-i-have/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/19/yeah-but-i-have/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 01:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Honesty, y&#8217;all, I am writing into the abyss here.  But whatevs &#8230; I&#8217;m happy chatting on da Eddie fone with myself.
Word around town is that Cookie will sing U2&#8217;s &#8220;Still haven&#8217;t found what I&#8217;m looking for&#8221; and mark my words, he will kick all kinds of ass.  You can go door-to-door with your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Universe has spoken (again)</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/18/the-universe-has-spoken-again/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/18/the-universe-has-spoken-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 23:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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Oh for pity sake! I got banned again from the DC forums at TWOP.  That sucks!  A few of us did at the same time and we have no idea why.  While that place attracts smart and snarky people, the mods are over the top with pushing people out.  I hate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Embracing the 12</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/15/embracing-the-12/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/15/embracing-the-12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 11:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[and squee away with me, won&#8217;t you?
Cookie makes the final two (DUH) and *I* have floor seats to see him, er, them when the Idols tour rolls into DC.  Not only that, but I got a tshirt emblazoned with my &#8220;Word Nerd&#8221; number (1406 btw) and I am a happy girl.  
As you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hardcore people stay outside of the Haunted House!*</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/12/hardcore-people-stay-outside-of-the-haunted-house/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/12/hardcore-people-stay-outside-of-the-haunted-house/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 00:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what my blog has de-volved to: Cookies and LoLcats.  Don&#8217;t worry, peeps.  The Cookie AI train ends in a couple weeks when he beats the pants off of D&#8217;Archuleta, er, wins the gold.  In the meantime, he&#8217;s a nice &#8220;vacation&#8221; for this chick who lives in her upper chakras.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh to be 40!</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/08/oh-to-be-40/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/08/oh-to-be-40/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday to secret agent 0033 - enjoy the start of a whole new decade! 
In important world news: Cookie is safe! WOO HOO! I didn&#8217;t spend two hours of my life hitting re-dial for naught.  They say that no one appreciates a 25 year old man like a 40 year old woman and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot molten lava</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/05/hot-molten-lava/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/05/hot-molten-lava/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 02:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
The threads on AI forums and TWOP have been hilarious this past week.  Round about Friday or Saturday, the fangirlies get anxious and bored and all kinds of things &#8220;pop&#8221; up.  Perhaps I should take you on a behind the scenes tour of the forums? Or are you fed up with me and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fishey says &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry.  Be Happy!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/03/fishey-says-dont-worry-be-happy/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/05/03/fishey-says-dont-worry-be-happy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 23:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Look! It&#8217;s a smiley fish!  How cute is this, I ask you? It comes courtesy of Cute Overload.  If you are in need of a happy place that isn&#8217;t 99% cats, visit Cute Overload and be happy!
As for me, I had a happy (if somewhat exhausting) week.  I told Duty that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A good idea?</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/04/28/a-good-idea/</link>
		<comments>http://snarkypants.com/2008/04/28/a-good-idea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps &#8230;
see more crazy cat pics
How does one go about this &#8220;getting a life&#8221; thing? Pointers, please?  
I suspect all you dolts out there will tell me to step away from this here electronic box. Fat chance, yo.  As Mrs. Tool Time has said &#8220;I think the internet is your best friend&#8221; and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I can still lurk, you know</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/04/27/i-can-still-lurk-you-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cookie Love]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Secretly 12 years old]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Although I have been banned from TWOP under a certain name, I can still lurk because they can&#8217;t ban you for that (can they??).  Found this gem which totally cracked me up and yes, it&#8217;s about Cookie.
There are a few decent Cookie fans lurking about, as well as a few sane Archie fans, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eating salad, drinking a beer</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2008/04/25/eating-salad-drinking-a-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Stuff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[General Blatherings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[all is right with my little world.  Me and Murphy are sitting in the sunroom, listening to the sounds of birdies and lawnmowers and David Cook talking about how he &#8220;bit it&#8221; while dancing in his &#8220;Tom Jones&#8221; white boots.  LOL  (Inebriated blogging, can you beat it? I think not!)
Hey! Did you [...]]]></description>
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