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Queen’s Meme #4

August 11, 2009 Written by Lisa

NB: This was definitely a weird one and I just wrote what came out. Some stuff you’ll get, some makes no sense and it probably shouldn’t. The words in bold are my responses to the Queen’s blanks. Totally, totally random. And now, on with the show.

Forty years ago this week, three days of peace, love and rock ‘n roll (and mud) happened near Bethel, New York. It was the Summer of 1969.

Attire: Hippie jeans. Long hair. Legal or illegal smoke. Psychedelic vibe.

The scene: You are at Woodstock. You go alone but meet up with a beautiful man/woman. You spend three days together. Put yourself inside the peace & love vibe. You can choose to be stoned or straight. I put it in the story for the sake of reality. Just don’t inhale in this meme.

This is the conversation you have upon meeting or you can make it into what you overhear others say. It makes no sense and has no continuity by design.

You must fill in the familiar blanks to finish the story. Some are song lyrics. You may use more than one word to fill in the blanks.

Oh! I forgot to tell you (must be the smoke in here) You have a new name. It must a combination of the first letter of your first name, the third letter of your middle name and the last letter of your last name.

Peace out! Somebody might wanna turn on a fan in here.

1. “Hello, my groovy name is LRR. You pronounce it Lurrrrr.

By the looks of those flowers in your hair, you must be friends with a florist because they are some fancyass flowers!

Didn’t they tell you? No skinny arms allowed!

2. Come on, Baby, light my uh, flashlight?

When I lay me down to contemplate the horror that is my life, I pray the hell my guardian angel leaves me some COOKies to keep.

If I eat them all before I wake, I pray the doctor my scale to take.

**puff puff**

3. Because the first time ever I saw your arms I realized that what the world needs now is arm porn sweet arm porn. Besides, I always feel guilty watching you dance around in those pirate pants when I should be doing my seminary work.

But I dig it! (Oh yes, I do!)

4. Have I told you lately that I know I annoy you? Hey! Don’t step on that beetlebug!!!

Dude. That guy is really weird but….. he’s alright by me, yeah yeah yeah.

5. There’s a party in my sleeping bag and half a million of my David Cook loving friends are coming over tonight and we’re gonna CENSORED my baby off my mind. Darn the luck. It’s raining here and there.

Luckily, Papa was a rolling in his wheelchair and I’m on a first name basis with the cops. (I bring them coffee and donuts ‘cuz I’m nice like ‘dat)

**puff puff**

6. I’m really digging your ass but that stupid hat has got to go. Those flowers in your hair are beginning to smell like someone’s ass and it ain’t yours, dude.

Have I told you lately that I am in major lust with you? (It’s true.)

** puff puff**

7. I’m beginning to see cats in those trees over there. Do you see it?

Out of all the millions of hippies here, you are the most cosmic, dude.

But I dig it, man.

**puff puff**

8. I’d use all my blood, sweat and wild imagination just to get next to your arms, punkin muffin.

Love is free but I’d really like to buy that guy’s lust. How much will it cost? I’ll buy it. The time is all we’ve lost. I’ll try it..

It says “Make pudding not custard.” Far out!

9. I’m grateful to be stuck in my head ’cause there’s a bad vibe rising in Jefferson’s Airplane. But that’s okay, ’cause Joe Cocker said I could get by with a little arm porn pics from my friends. (Via Twitter)

10. Oh, by the way, your head is on fire. But I dig it.

Memeage
David Cook, lyrics that mean something, Queen's Meme, sekrit boyfriend, Seminary

Someone needs to grab me

August 4, 2009 Written by Lisa

Steph&Hal

… like this. WOOF! And geeez. (Of course, if I had her ass, I’d definitely get grabbed like that more often. /sigh/)

Yeah, it’s my (other) man Hal Sparks goofing off with Stephanie Miller. Back in the day, Steph was apparently rather unnerved by Hal’s presence, but she seems past that now. Can I just say I’m jealous? (And didja see his arm porn? MMMM …. almost DC level, I’m telling ya.)

photo from here

General Blatherings, Happy Stuff
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Q & A time!

August 3, 2009 Written by Lisa

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You gots questions, we gots answers! It’s like replying to all my fan mail but you get to see it.

Gentle reader Jody said:
For what it’s worth — all joking aside, which I am moderately loathe to do — you’re ACTUALLY in love with David Cook.

Not-so-Gentle Snarkstress answers:
Puhlease! In love with David Cook? Me? Oh honey, I am but a piker when it comes to the Cookie love! Check out this chick who has a blog titled “David Cook ruined my life”:

best ap ever

oh, hi, best shirt ever.

i stood next to him while he had it on.

i managed, i think, three syllables.

“hi” was one.

“thanks, dave,” were the other two.

if you’ve ever looked at this blog, you can probably surmise i am a fairly verbose individual. however, in the presence of that dude? complete loss of perspicacity. my friend had to literally steer me into his arms.

RUINED.

(but omg omg omg i met david cook! *flails*)

See? I didn’t go silent in his presence – I stuttered. True love = silence. Some sort of inappropriate lust = stuttering. (I do love him, though. Shhh. It’s our secret!)

And now, The Gal asks:
Do you like the arms better when they’re sweaty? I ask this as a Springsteen fan. I’m always hotter for the arms after he’s swung a guitar for an hour (or two).

Hmmm, a sheen of sweat is nice, it’s true. I will take those arms any damn way I can. Or someone with arms that nice. Honestly, how do you even explain arm porn to someone? I tried once and felt like a dumbass because he was all “Arms? You like his arms?” and I was all “Yeah.” and he was all “they’re just arms, dude.” and I was all “Yeah. I know. But they’re his arms.”

Gal seems to be very curious these days and asks another question:
Why Maddie Hayes?

moonlighting

Surely, we all remember the television show “Moonlighting” with Cybil Shepherd and Bruce Willis? I have always been a fan girl so back in the 80s, I was really into it (and “Thirtysomething” but let’s not go there.). My friend Charlie and I had the code names for each other: He was David Addison (the Bruce Willis character) and I was, of course, Madelyn Hayes (Cyb’s character). We still call each other that to this day. Because we are dorks like that. In other dorkitude news, the love of my life in my early 30’s was named Donald so he was “Hollinger” (from the show That Girl) and I was “Ann Marie”. When we have the occasion to talk these days, we always go by Hollinger and AM. I’m a nickname kind of chick. What can I say?

And again with the questions, that Gal:

RE: My post on reading Twilight:

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Is Edward played by Patterson in the movie? I see him on every magazine cover these days (along with Jon and Kate and various Jacksons). You’re right, he’s no Cookie. Too skinny and ephemeral. I bet you wouldn’t look twice at those arms.

Yep, the picture above is the aforementioned Edward and you know, even before I saw it, I pictured him that way. He is no Cookie but you can’t be all hunky and whatnot and be a vampire. I think those two are mutually exclusive. Vampires must be, by definition, ephemeral. Plus, if they had the arm porn, people would be trying to bite THEM and that’s just not the natural order of things!

That’s all the time we have for questions today, kids. If the other reader of this blog (whomever you may be) wants to ask a question to be answered at a later date, have at it. Otherwise, it’s all blather all the time.

General Blatherings
David Cook, LOLcat, sekrit boyfriend, Twilight

Things that make me smile

July 31, 2009 Written by Lisa

Luke

Meet Luke, Cousin O’Cool’s boychild. He is the most fun kid (how could he not be with who he has as a mom?) and so damn cute. You’d never know he’s just two, would you? He melts my heart when he finds me in a crowd, takes my hand and leads me over to sit near him. I asked C O’C if he did that for everyone and if the answer was yes, don’t tell me. Heh. She said he didn’t so that made my day! Yeah, our family pretty much adores this kid. Plus, he has a name that starts with the letter “L” in honor of our sweet girl Lauren.

Goddaughter of Love #2

This is baby Sophia, who is officially my Goddaughter of Love #2. Despite looking like a small Rush Limbaugh, I adore her! hehe Sophia is smart, snorty and half of a set of twins that our friends Kim and Sal are adopting. I am beyond thrilled to be asked to be a Godmother again. And I know Lauren sent this. How do I know? Well, Cousin O’Love pointed out to me that in this picture, I am wearing a “Life is Good” tshirt (La was wearing one in her last days on earth) and Baby Sophie is wearing yellow (La’s signature color). So, yeah. Thanks girly. I will love her muchly.

The view from my sunroom

This is the view from where I sit in my sunroom. It’s our backyard and while I don’t often go in the pool, sitting near water (even if inside in the air conditioning) is very peaceful. I am pretty sure we bought the house just for this view.

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And, of course, these arms. :)

General Blatherings
babies, David Cook, Goddaughter of Love, Sophia

Last night, er, show with Sekrit boyfriend

July 27, 2009 Written by Lisa

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Ah! ‘Tis a bittersweet evening for me as I venture northish to Delaware to see sekrit boyfriend for the last time this summer. We had a close encounter of a nice kind in Towson, a far-away and sweaty encounter in Virginia Beach and I think this evening’s will be more like the latter than the former. That is, if it doesn’t rain on me and sekrit boyfriend. Then it will be sweaty, steamy and we’ll all just be a mess. (Although, I have heard that sweaty, steamy and sekrit boyfriends can be a good combo. Can I get a witness?)

There are two more local shows but I didn’t get tix in time for one (small, possibly acoustic show) and the other is sold out with tix going on the secondary market for $300. As I mentioned earlier, that won’t fly. So, this is it for me and my TV boyfriend as far as I know. After tonight, I must release him into the wilds on his own. /sobs into a kleenex/

Such is life for a cougar. (DON’T CALL ME THAT! You know who you are!)

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