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		<title>Sorta lacking in the Spirit this year</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/12/22/sorta-lacking-in-the-spirit-this-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some holiday whining ahead but it&#8217;s not anything major. And, as a bonus for you, I&#8217;ll do it in bulleted form. (you&#8217;re welcome.) 1. I completely and utterly misunderstood Duty when he said this about &#8216;those shoes&#8216;: &#8220;If I ask you something, can you not ask questions about it? Can you wait until after Christmas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sekrit boyfriend night!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After some back and forth with gay boyfriend Charlie, I decided that I&#8217;d blow past my depression ditch and go to see the Hal tonight. Don&#8217;t know what my issue is but I do have one. My depression always manifests as apathy and when I decide to blow off not one but two sekrit boyfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blargh</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/07/04/blargh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 11:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I totally feel like leftover dog poo that&#8217;s been stepped on and squished. And here&#8217;s what sucks the most: when PeterBella comes to visit today, I have to pretty much not hold him at all because I don&#8217;t want to give him my cold. Dammit. I haz a sad. I had to suck on cough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BG&amp;D Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/06/16/bgd-wednesday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep, it&#8217;s time again for the weekly Brags, Grats and Desires. 1. How have you totally impressed yourself, turned yourself on, pleased yourself, or otherwise created magic lately? Thatâ€™s a BRAG. Well, I got this awesome email from my friend Kara (who can be found at the lovely Conduit of Joy) and part of it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why is Liz Cheney on my TV?</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/06/07/why-is-liz-cheney-on-my-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Has her father NOT done enough harm to this country that now his progeny has seen fit to get in on the fun? Seriously, who gives a fuck what she thinks? And why are the talking heads giving her airtime? These are questions for which I must have answers. Because, you know, there&#8217;s nothing else [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Freely admitted</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/06/02/freely-admitted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 23:06:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I, Lisa M. Snarkypants, of somewhat sound mind and a bit too much body, do hereby swear to tell the truth, the whole(ish) truth and nothing but the troof, so help me God. I freely admit the following with the understanding that all this can and will be used against me in a court of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Agitation plus Rudeness doesn&#8217;t equal fun</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/05/25/agitation-rudeness-doesnt-equal-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 01:22:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is it about rude people that causes me to be a bit on the stabby side? It sets off all kinds of alarms for me and I literally almost see red. I bet it&#8217;s a funky past life thing where I totally ran about stabbing people for being rude. LOL Because I have that [...]]]></description>
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