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	<title>Snark, pants and cookies &#187; Hal Sparks</title>
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		<title>Cramming the days</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/11/16/cramming-the-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 01:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[30 Days of Honesty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[see more Lolcats and funny pictures I know, I&#8217;m a bit behind. But I wasn&#8217;t moved by Day 14s question and that jammed up my troof. Seriously, do not read Gal&#8217;s letter to Bill Clinton. (her damn writing is giving me a complex!) While I don&#8217;t feel quite the same way about former President Clinton, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m breaking up with Hal</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/09/26/im-breaking-up-with-hal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2010 23:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cookie Love]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[See, I have this weird thing that happens every once in a while and for the most part, I&#8217;ve outgrown it except when I haven&#8217;t. And now is one of those times. I can be loving on you like a big dog and then something happens (most times, I can&#8217;t even pinpoint what it is) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sekrit boyfriend night!</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/08/12/sekrit-boyfriend-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blah blah blah]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After some back and forth with gay boyfriend Charlie, I decided that I&#8217;d blow past my depression ditch and go to see the Hal tonight. Don&#8217;t know what my issue is but I do have one. My depression always manifests as apathy and when I decide to blow off not one but two sekrit boyfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Flailing</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/05/20/friday-flailing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 02:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blah blah blah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Cook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hal Sparks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOLcat]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://snarkypants.com/?p=2447</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[see more Lolcats and funny pictures So, yeah. It&#8217;s (almost) Friday. I&#8217;m glad. Maybe this week of WTF will be at a close. The only good thing I can say is that I have done 15 mins on the bike each day. Duty just had to shame me into it once. On the dissonance front: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not an appropriate post for Mother&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/05/09/not-an-appropriate-post-for-mothers-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 11:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[but putting it up here anyway. My mom would appreciate it. Presenting Hal and a snake: (A more appropriate post later)]]></description>
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		<title>May Day Stealage</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/05/01/may-day-stealage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 00:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Memeage]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sunday Stealing: The Question Meme 01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Well, *I* think it&#8217;s serious but neither Sparkela nor Cookie will return my calls so perhaps I am misguided in thinking this. I&#8217;ll let you know later. 02) What was your dream growing up? To be thin because I believed (mistakenly, as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I got nuthin</title>
		<link>http://snarkypants.com/2010/04/25/i-got-nuthin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 00:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blah blah blah]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; but that doesn&#8217;t stop me from posting! Oh no it doesn&#8217;t! I gots all kinds of disjointed, go-nowhere thoughts such as: Had baby-holding fail today: went to visit the Godson of Love who really should be re-named &#8220;Screamy McScreamerson&#8221;, bless his bitty 3 week old heart. I can tell that it&#8217;s going to be [...]]]></description>
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