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So, we are Bethany Beach bound once work is over and it will be fun. Cousin O’Love celebrated a milestone birthday in August and her life has just now settled down to enjoy it. She has invited her best friends and her best family members (hee!) to spend the weekend at the beach. I am bringing the last book in the Twilight series, jeans, tshirts and comfy pajamas – Clinton and Stacey be dammed. Comfort is the key word for the weekend. Also bringing stuff to make cosmos. Must remember not to drink too many of them. The intense staring at the wall for an hour is peaceful, true. But time spent in the bathroom later is not as much fun (and intense in a gross way). So, one (maybe two) cosmos for me.

Uh oh. I’ve entered Bridget Jones territory. Lauren and I used to call each other “Jones” the way Bridget’s boss called her. Every once in a while, I slip into BJ-isms. (I think I am her. If you want to see the inner workings of my head, just watch “Bridget Jones’s Diary”. It’s all you need to know.)

Best line:
Bridget: “Nice boys don’t kiss like that.” Mark Darcy: “Oh yes they fucking do.”

I can haz my own Mark Darcy, pleez? (He’s not Josh Groban but really, who is?? tee hee)