There’s a forum on Table Talk called “Bizarre Hatred of Random Celebrities” (abbreviated BHoRC) and it is a riot!! Among the favorite targets of the random hate is Michael Jackson (remember to always add the middle initial F to anyone’s name in there … take ONE guess what it stands for!). Anyway. I found this humorous:
Did no one see this? From the caption to the picture James linked of MFJ making a peace sign:
Superstar Michael Jackson turned up on crutches in a California courtroom on Tuesday after a close encounter with a spider.
Hoo boy. I’ve been sitting here for about three minutes, perfectly stymied by that and wondering if there’s a normal explanation. The only one I can think of — a spider startled him and caused him to fall — sounds weak to my ears, because who would be so stupid as to admit to that? I keep returning to the mental image of a full-blown hissy fit. What do y’all think? (Apparently, he was bitten by the spider. WTF??)
And someone replied:
At what point does justice become schadenfreude? (def: Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.) MFJ is such a freak. Ewwww.
In non-BHoRC news, it’s gonna snow. Well, let’s say it this way. They are predicting snow. As we know, here in this area, that means nothing. Usually, when they predict snow, it only benefits the bottom line of local food stores. The day comes and POOF! no snow. Which is fine with me. Still, it’s all a friggin’ hassle and snow is no longer any fun when you are an adult.
HEY! My coaching site is up! Any and all thoughts are welcome.
I think I’m coming down with a flu thingy. I feel barfy.
Makes you believe the idea that owners look like their pets after awhile – he looks like his chimpanzees!!
One word … simian. He looks like a friggin’ monkey and that has nothing to do with race. He just doesn’t look human anymore. And come to think about it, he doesn’t act human either.
If I don’t get my IM going again at work, I’m going to lose it, Twinnie!
It’s gonna be water tower time soon.
Haha I heard about Michael Jackson’s (your mom calls him Wacko Jacko, hahah) weird spider injury on the radio. Maybe he’s trying to develop some superpowers. :)
Yeah, MFJ is weird! It seems he can’t accept the body he has … he has to continually change it … and each time he does he makes himself uglier and uglier. He has lost touch with all reality and seems to have lost his talent too.
We got about 3 inches of snow at the moment here in beautiful downtown Oak Hill, Virginia!
I don’t know, I kinda feel sorry for MFJ–he may be rich, but the poor bastard never had a chance at a normal psychological upbringing. However, even someone with as full-blown a case of body dysmorphic disorder as he has should know to shave, for Hera’s sake. That stubble looks about as good on him as it does on a Japanese guy. [Come to think of it, he sorta LOOKS Japanese. hmm…] Actually, I’m surprised that any part of his face will grow hair now. I thought it was all Cyberskin.
Hope you feel better, dude…remember, being a little barfy is still better than spending millions of dollars on plastic surgery and being uglier than when you started. [the poor thing. :( ]