THC ™
Episode #7902
Well fans, today was an interesting day. Thanking the gods for all the work I’ve been doing on that Third Chakra has paid off!
(FYI: Chakra Three: This chakra is known as the power chakra, located in the solar plexus. It rules our personal power, will, and autonomy, as well as our metabolism. When healthy, this chakra brings us energy, effectiveness, spontaneity, and non-dominating power.)
(Backstory: Apparently Madam Hoo-tay has switched her hours to 10:00am-6:30pm this shift. I think she worked this out with Dave but I wasn’t totally aware of the shift change.)
So, she wandered in at 10:05 yesterday am but I thought that was because of the snow and was willing to cut her some slack. In fact, nice chick that I am, I even asked how her trip in was. (she grunted out some response, I think).
Today, she strolled in at 10:10 I believe and as she sat down I asked if she made a change to her hours. She said that yes, she and Dave had agreed on it. I said that I wasn’t aware that it was official. She replied that Dave and I didn’t tell her that we had switched so that I come in at 7am and he at 9. I said that it wasn’t relevant to her who came in at 7am but it was relevant to me if she came in at 9 or 10.
She gave me a bit of down home ‘tude and I had just had enough of her BS. So I turned around and said “What is your deal always being so snarky to me??” and she said that I always had an attitude with her, always getting on her about stuff. I said “I hardly speak to you and when I do, all I get is a grunt in return”. Then she went into how she knows I talk behind her back and I said “And your point?” (yes, I’m a bitch). She also said she knows I IM people about her too and how mature that was. I replied that I am not planning on taking maturity lessons from her. And that she needs to lose the attitude.
Yeah, it was loverly! :) I think we threw a few more sweet nothings at each other and then it was quiet. We were civil to each other the rest of the day but I am sure she told AlBEE the moment I stepped away. WHAT-EV-AH!!
I have ALWAYS played nice (despite what you read in here) and it was wild to be able to just go off and say what I have been wanting to for ever! And I would say it again and to her face too. I will not let some twerpy little 23 year old throw an attitude on me. OH NO. That. will. not. happen.
So, is this the end of the Hoooooooteeee Chronicles?? Hang on to your seats, peeps. It may be a bumpy(ier) ride!
Anyway, tomorrow a bunch of us are going to NYC for the day on one of those little day trippy bus things. I haven’t been there in about … oh, 18 years (GOOD LORD) so it should be interesting. NYC is cool because there is so much to see and do. Of course, it will be like 3 freaking degrees there. Whose idea was it to go in December, MARY???? Should be big fun.
Anyway, that’s all the news for a Friday.
Signing off,
Ever the Snarkstress
I bow down to the all-mighty Snarkstress… Wish I could say exactly that to MY personal Hooty! Go you!