… they beat the Thrashers last night 2-1. Hallejuah! :)
This, from the Caps message boards, is pretty damn funny – credit goes to someone named Toad04:
SCENE: CAPS LOCKER ROOM, PRE-GAME. ALL PLAYERS PRESENT,EXCEPT FOR GONCHAR IN STALL)
GONCH: “Fellas! What you think. Dear Korn-heister. You are what we call in my country a “gootchkas”. I must now wipe mt bu tt and there is no paper here but your column today. (flushes toilet.) Bye bye Tony!”
(LAUGHTER.) ENTER BUTCH CASSIDY.
CASSIDY: Hi fellas. Good to see you in all good spirits. Listen, you guys are professionals, so I won’t be making any speeches or pep talks. I just want to make one point, that I think is the key to victory tonight. Jeff, can you guess what it is?
HALPERN: “That we play hard- forecheck- give it our best, leave nothing on the ice?”
CASSIDY: “No-o-o-o. Jags, can you guess?”
JAGR: “Guess what?”
CASSIDY: “Guess what we have to do to win tonight!!!!”
JAGR:(mumbles)”I don’t know. Score goals? Why did I have to answer? Is that my fault?”
CASSIDY: “Actually thats half right. True, we have to score goals, but we have to score MORE goals than the other team does. Now, who are the Captains tonight? Peter?”
BONDRA: “No. I was last time. Anyway, I only am captain for Wed and Saturday games.
GRIER: “Hold on, Sucker. The only way I agreed to this “Captain” stuff is if I get Saturday nights!”
GONCHAR: “Hey Semin! You want to be Captain tonight? No, not get food. Captain! zsxorovsz!
KOLZIG: “JESUS F-ING CHR*** IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN HONOR YOU F-ING BUNCH OF F-ING IDIOTS!”
WILLSIE: “Olie, I never get to play so I watch the Big Screen. What happened to, “But off the ice, he’s a gentle giant?”
OLIE: “Who the F- are you? How did you get in here?”
CASSIDY: “Guys we’re getting a little off track here. Look, we’ve got to get on the same page”
GONCHAR:(still in bathroom stall) “Coach? Slide page under door. I know just what to do with it. What you think, Semin?”
SEMIN: “*morozov kruszchezsk asltzkmm…*” (Ah, how I miss old country…..)
ANNOUNCER: “AND HERE THEY ARE, YOUR NATIOOOOOOOONS CAPITALS!”
LOL Yeah, you have to know all the inside jokes so only Snapper and Kim will get this but I think it’s funny as hell.
Caps play Minnesota today. C A P S – Caps, Caps, Caps!
And in other news – nothing. Seriously. heh Had a nice day today (shall not elaborate for you all) and am waiting on the 8pm start of the game.