Well, I’ll have the chicken then, please

And now, after several weeks absence, I bring you (ta da!) THE FRIDAY FIVE!

1. What food do you like that most people hate?
Hmm ? don?t know. Feta cheese, maybe?

2. What food do you hate that most people love?
Peanut butter cookies. Ewww. I love chunky peanut butter but am not a fan of PB cookies.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?
George Clooney. I cannot stand him. I am, perhaps, the only woman in America that finds him smarmy and unappealing but I wouldn?t look twice if I saw him on the street.

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find
attractive?
James Gandolfini is one of my major heartthrobs. I think that I am not alone, though. I just dig him. I also liked John Goodman, back in the day. He is so tall and big. Sort of like a bear ? and I liked that.

5. What popular trend baffles you?
Those baggy pants that look like they are gonna fall off your hiney any moment now. WTF? Wear a belt, for pity sake. (Am I getting old and crochety? Wait. Don?t answer that.)

In other news – I am totally over this work crap. I think I will win the lottery, become independently wealthy and leave this rat race. I will be taking just a few things and even fewer people so if you suddenly see me gone, it’s been nice knowing ya.

Stuff that bothers me (even just a teeny bit):

People who MUST drive 30 in a 30 mph speed zone. That totally messes shit up. Drive 35. That’s the right speed so you don’t create a line of people going 25mph behind you. Stop fucking up traffic, dammit.

This one dorky guy where I work. He asks you what your weekend plans are just so he can tell you his. Why not come out and admit you just want to say your stuff and make no pretenses that you give a rats ass about my plans? Besides that, you do need to shower, young man. Two separate people have complained to me about your sniffs of late.

The smell of those low carb bars that H is addicted to. It is just nasty. How he eats 3 and 4 of those things a day is beyond me.

Guys who IM you with NOTHING to say. Just. Go. Away.

Elliott’s laugh …. I want to put a drill into his head when he starts that. Why do people listen to him? He’s a huge tool.

Okay – that’s it for now. Wasn’t this an exciting entry? Bet you can’t wait for another installment of Whinypants.com.

2 Comments

frida

November 10, 2003

Hey, I drive 30 in a 30 zone! But then, 9 times out of 10, the towns I usually drive in, I can’t go more than 3 blocks without seeing a chicken coop, and there’s one town where they’re famous for ticketing you if you go 32 in a 30 zone…

I have another answer to #1, too: Asparagus.

must go, much love <3
Kim

November 8, 2003

I’ll take Dork Boy over Stink-o-Rama any day.

Ok, I know you are dieing for my opinons – here are my Friday 5

1. What food do you like that most people hate?
Brussels sprouts, I love them steamed with salt.

2. What food do you hate that most people love? Eggs. The ONLY way they are edible is deviled.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?

Michael J. Fox, he gives me the willies.

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find
attractive?

Dennis Leary

5. What popular trend baffles you?

The greasy hair look, take a shower dude!

Just my .02