Bill Maher’s final New Rules for the season:
New Rule: The people in America who are most in favor of the Iraq war must now go there and fight it. The Army missed its recruiting goal by 42% last month. More people joined the Michael Jackson Fan Club. “We’ve done picked all the low-lying Lynndie England fruit.” And now we need warm bodies. We need warm bodies like Paula Abdul needs …warm bodies!…
Now, I know you’re thinking, but, Bill, I already do my part with the “Support Our Troops” magnet I have on my Chevy Tahoe. How much more can one man give? Well, here’s an intriguing economic indicator. It’s been over a year since they graduated, but neither of the Bush twins has been able to find work. Why don’t they sign up? Do they hate America or just freedom in general?
Re: “Lost” ep this past Wednesday – Someone else said this but I was crying too. Good thing I was in my living room and not at a gym!
I teared up at all those scenes, and when Vincent swam out to the raft at the end….and I was in public, at the gym!! Imagine choking back a sob as you’re slamming away on the elliptical machine.
This? Is so very wrong – I loves me some ‘Murkan Idle but puhlease. In addition to the continued reign of king dubs, it convinces me that the end times are ‘nigh, babies.