I’m pretty sure I’ve got a quirky sense ‘o humor. For example, I thought the movie “Wedding Crashers” was positively horrendous while laughing my ass off to “Ali G in da house”. There’s just no accounting for taste, is there? Anyway, I happened upon this dude’s comic strip and once I got to know some of the characters, I was cracking up. And I don’t know why this nekkid pig especially appeals to me but he does. Check it out and see what you think. He’s been doing this since 2000 and has all the archives on the site. Go. Read. Laugh.
(I tried to show it here but it was too big for the page and I’m a dork and don’t know how to resize it yet so, FEH)
And if you’re into watching, here are a few suggestions:
1. Check this commercial (for what, I couldn’t tell ya) – it’s very cute. Plus, I have the same shoes the chick is wearing (only she looks a lot cooler than I do in them)
2. A guy did a bit of graphics work to the song by Fallout Boy called “Sugar, we’re going down” and it makes me laugh every single time I watch it. A big part of what makes me laugh is that his interpretation of the lyrics sounds to me just like what I hear. (sigh) I. am. so. old. (I wrote him and found out he’s 20 and seems pretty cool)
and now … for something truly frightening …. this clip from “Trading Spouses” – probably everyone has seen this by now. It’s been all over the internets but still worth a mention here. We are all “God Warriors” in our own way, dontcha know. Thing is, hers is just a tad bit more extreme than most. BTW, as much as she ranted and raved about not taking the money from the show, in the end – she did. Mmmm hmmmm. What’s the root of all evil? Welcome to “World of Hypocrites” y’all.
Work update: Day 1 went pretty fast but started off peevy. I got there early to get settled in and stuff and sat around while they wondered aloud where to seat me. Uhhh, did you all NOT know that two new peeps were starting today? Cripes. This irked the hell out of me. Apparently, I am not big on chaotic situations (gee, could anyone have guessed that???) and was really unhappy. I was thisclose to just leaving. Oh, I wouldn’t have, but I sure wanted to. But once I got settled in (they ejected two dudes and moved them to a diff area), all was okayish. The time went by pretty fast and most of the people I spoke with were nice. Better than discussing why your statement is 1 cent in the red. So, on to day two.
“Sugar We’re Going Down”
Am I more than you bargained for yet
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you’re just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]
Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don’t mind me I’m watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn’t it messed up how I’m just dying to be him
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you’re just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]
Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We’re going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I’ll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We’re going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We’re going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We’re going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I’ll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it