Two words: hot (soft, buttery) pretzel. Yep, I am up and outta here early today so I can hit the amish market and get me a hot pretzel. Easily 75 carb grams but soooo worth it, people. I’m not kidding. I’d eat pure protein the rest of the week just to have one of these pretzels. It’s almost orgasmic.
News of the weekend: I am off to Charlottesville to hang with you know who. Whee! I plan to school her in the ways of planned barfing vs. the “random barfing in men’s bathrooms” she seems to be doing lately. Goodness. We cannot be a party to that. I will also correct her egregious taste in movies (coughweddingcrasherscough) by sharing “Ali G in da house” with her. I doubt it will upgrade her humor any but also doubt it will subtract brain cells either so it’s basically a wash. A’ight?
Ok, off to land of yummmmmy pretzels. MMMMMM
