Cleaning out my bookmarks folder (because my life is just that thrilling, ya know), I came across some goofy blogthings test and took this one. I’m surprised it’s not higher – are you? Hopefully, this doesn’t mean I am ANY percent repuglican (although I know and love a few (waves to Cousin ‘O Flair)) because I will have to get in lockstep and start watching Fox NOISE and that ain’t gonna happen.
You Are 64% Democrat
You have a good deal of donkey running through your blood, and you’re proud to be liberal.
You don’t fit every Democrat stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Democrat party.
Let’s just say, and why not, that you feel compelled to drive 900 miles across the country to have a chat with your lover’s lover. (And by “chat”, I mean one that involves pepper spray, a metal mallet, rubber tubing and a trench coat, mmmkay?) Would you wear diapers or would you spare the extra three minutes and take a pee at the nearest rest stop? By now, you all know to whom I am referring. Spacey McPeePants, herself. Girl has issues. Stephanie Miller had a field day with this and it cracked me up all week.
Just so you all know, I would take a plane, wear panties, stop for pee breaks and leave the metal mallet at home. You heard it here first.
Oh yeah, and this: