The HORROR! Associating with terriers? That cannot happen! (haha)
Here’s how weird my life is – the other day I was kind of bummed out at work for some odd reason and had the thought “I need to ride my bike.” Friends, this has never happened to me before! Usually when I am bummed out, food or vegging in front of my laptop are my usual retreats. But riding a bike? Who am I and what has happened to the chick who used to inhabit this body? Goodness.
On top of that, today at work (again), I put out some party leftovers (a veggie tray) and looked at the tub of wee brownies that were also left over, thinking “MMMM. Brownies” and then picked up a carrot stick and walked out. Help! I’ve been taken over by an alien! I’m pretty sure October 14th was the day that they were supposed to land and stuff. Maybe they came in the night while I was asleep and took possession of my body. I can think of no other explanation than that because never in my life have I willingly chosen BIKE RIDING and CARROT EATING for any reason. What is this world coming to? Next thing you know, we’ll have a democratic landslide so big even Rove and friends can’t swing a steal. Hey! If I’m riding bikes and eating carrots willingly, ANYthing can happen.