My roommate and I once: watched our other roommate and her boyfriend come into the dining area where were, uh, dining and start making out right in front of us. Like we weren’t even there! We made it known that we were not only there but eating as well and to take their PDA x 10 upstairs to the bedroom. Yeesh!
Never in my life have I: smoked. Never will, either. Eww.
High school was: much more fun for me than college.
When Iâ€™m nervous: I tend to spend some time in the bathroom.
My hair: is no longer black and distinctive as it once was.
When I was 5: I used to lead my blind father around to stores and banks. If I told you more about what I did to him, you’d think poorly of me. He didn’t but you might.
When I turn my head left: I see notebooks. I loves me some new notebooks and legal pads.
I should be: doing my damn Seminary work. Instead, I’m meme-ing.
By this time next year: things may be totally different.
My favorite aunt is: actually, the two I have left are my favorites for different reasons: Aunt Geri has the sweetest heart of almost anyone I know and Aunt Connie, well, I absolutely adore her. Always have for many, many reasons. She’s the voice of reason in our family. I’d do anything for this woman.
I have a hard time understanding: why people are rude to others.
You know I like you if: I talk to you on the phone. I hate it except in very rare instances. Mostly, I feel trapped on the phone. (Must be a work thing.)
My ideal breakfast is: a yummy sesame bagel with buttahs and apricot spread and coffee.
If you visit my home town:, you’ll find not much of note there.
If you spend the night at my house: (Oops! Forgot this one! Thanks TG for the reminder) – you should not mind cat hair. It’s everywhere!
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: a squirrel because that’s just got to be hilarious!!
I shouldnâ€™t have been: so damn superior about the fact that I wasn’t allergic to poison ivy. Because I am now. And not feeling very superior at all.
Last night I: read three chapters of Twilight and had weird dreams about getting laid off at work because even though I wasn’t in the group to be laid off, I got a bit lippy and they added my name to that list.
A better name for me would be: Hmmm, dolt seems to fit. Or sweetie. Or Maddie Hayes.
Iâ€™ve been told I look like: my mother, God help me. Who wants to look like their mom?
If I could have any car, it would be: A volvo convertible.
Look! A whole meme that did not mention you-know-who. Notice how inordinately large his name is on the tag cloud on the right? Uh huh. But shhhh!