The Who, What, When, Where, Why Would You Meme
Who ….
is easy to love? My kitty cat Sophia because she’s independent but not above seeking lovies at 3am and making me feel special.
do you just wanna smack? Idiots (whomever I deem them to be)
do you trust? the Cousins O’Love and O’Cool
do you talk to when you’re alone? my guides sometimes but mostly myself or the pets
What….
dangerous things do you do while driving? I have texted before but don’t do that any longer so mostly it’s switch songs on my Ipod
are you allergic to? Idiots and fuckwits
is Satan’s last name? He’s like Cher or Madonna – he doesn’t need a last name. You know full well who he is. (caveat: I don’t believe Satan (as such) exists. Evil? Yes. Satan? No. IMO)
is the last thing that moved you? A conversation with my coach on Saturday. I sure learned a lot in one quick call.
is the freakiest thing in your house? I’m not sure I know you well enough to divulge that, quite frankly. (Does the dog count?)
When…..
is it time to turn over a new leaf? when that which served your highest good no longer does
will you be all that you can be? I am and have always been that. It’s a matter of letting it shine.
is enough enough? When you no longer have it in your soul to be there or do that. And acknowledging that truth.
do you go to the dark side? When they have COOKies.
Where….
are your pants? On my ass, currently
is your last will and testament? In the lockbox. I want it to be known that there are to be NO extraordinary measures taken to prolong my life if I’m brain dead (watch it!) and that Sophia gets all my stuff.
is your junk food stash? It was in the cookie jar but I forced myself to eat them so as to get them out of the house. What? Is that not the way to do it?
is Carmen Sandiego? in Bolivia fighting the good fight for freedom and cake.
Why…..
was the Lone Ranger alone? because he picked his nose in public
was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? because red is a very sexay color, dontchaknow?
are musicians sexy and plumbers not? I think I’d still love David Cook just as much if he were a plumber. Besides, there’s no gunked up sinks on a stage and sweat is sexy.
are there no seat belts on school buses? I’ve wondered that myself. Good question. Strap those kids in, I say.
Would you….
swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? for coffee and a doughnut? Oh, honey, no. For what would I? If I could magically be tall, thin and gorgeous for the rest of my life. And rich. So basically, no.
forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? Yes. But I probably won’t ever trust them again.
rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth?
“So lie to me and tell me that it’s gonna be alright / So lie to me and tell me that we’ll make it through the night / I don’t mind if you wait before you tear me apart / Look me in the eye / Lie lie lie”
you still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Would you just float around in space for while? I’d be screaming and crying so much that I’m not sure I’d even notice what was going on around me. It’s fun to think I’d just float around though. Just me, the clouds and the stars.
“Freedom and cake.” And a beverage. I believe a frosty glass of milk goes well with freedom and cake.
I like the attitude of your answers. Very sharp… OW!
If I got sucked out of an airplane window, I wouldn’t use their airline again!
I think I watched that stupid Airplane movie one too many times before I wrote this meme.
And yes, red is a very sensual color. Hester wore it well.
Thanks for playing the Queen’s Meme today. You are most certainly NOT in the dungeon (unless you wanna be) Just let me know. There’s always room for one more reveler.