See, today I decided that I was done farting around online every night reading this website or that. I was going to plan my evenings! PLAN THEM, I tell you! I would work on some woo-woo thing or read or do something, anything other than surf. Knowing my propensity for farting around online, I gave myself two nights out of five to just free form it. But the other three had to have some productive element to it. How empowering all that felt to me! I fantasized about
David Cook and his arms all the things I would accomplish with this wealth of time. I would start this very evening, in fact.
And then something happened. I found a link on my friend’s Facebook page and I have now spent the better part of the last hour looking at inane pictures and going from one page to the next.
First, there’s the “Awkward Family Photos” page where I found this gem:
And then I surfed over to Celebrity Camel Toe section where this one caught my, uh, eye.
I am not a fan of the camel toe but had to put that one in there just for a certain special someone who loves to chant those words just to annoy me. (Uh huh – you know who you are! heh)
Finally, here’s something that I think even Mad Men wouldn’t put forth – a Chase & Sanborn coffee ad from the 70s. OY!
If you’ve got about eleventy hours to kill, start surfing around that site. I guarantee that you will wonder where the time went.
Beware the Internet Time Suck! And now, off to do something productive! (or not)