Dearest Darling Queen Mimi had the nerve to claim COOKie as her own sekrit boyfriend:
P.S. We have the same secret boyfriend. Mr. Cook is mine. Just sayin!
and I feel I must set her straight.
* dial for four hours straight the night of the finale?
* stand online for four hours in the August sun to meet him for three seconds (most of which I stuttered through)?
* attend every concert within three hours of here this summer? (Four of them, to be exact)
* drag her ass 3.2 miles in the rain for brain cancer research?
* buy copies of his cd to give as gifts?
I rest my case. I’d go on but I’ve already embarrassed myself beyond what I normally do for this blog. Can’t have you peeking too closely into my inner world, you know.
Therefore, I claim him as my sekrit boyfriend even though I am neither younger, blonder nor thinner and cannot possibly be what seems to be “his type”. That’s why it’s a sekrit – he never has to know!
What to do? What to do? In my case, nothing. I’ll just continue to adore them from afar and revel in pictures of arm porn, fanbases and smiles. Oh, Gal, btw – Hal actually DOES sing but it’s some thrash metal and I cannot judge how good it is because I am old and it all sounds like noise mostly. Check this out – it’s the acoustic version of “She waits” – it’s really, really good. Not metal at all.
Bottom line: I love them both (one a little more than the other, as you know) and am happy to be a fangirl of the highest order. And yes, I’m dragging my ass for hope again this year (hopefully NOT in the rain!).
The beauty of this situation is that you do not have to choose. I like to say that my mind is a motel with a revolving door. There are the evergreens, the men I dearly love and always will. Then there are the infatuations, the ones I dearly love right now. Then there are the quickies, like Hugh Grant, who I love when I’m looking at him and forget immediately after.
Your photo selects are revealing. For it is not Cookie’s mind, nor even his arms that are highlighted. Hmmm …
Aren’t you worried that The Queen is going to just win this Battle Royale by locking you in the dungeon and claiming Cookie for the Kingdom of Bloggingham?
I can see that you are busily involved with your sekrit boyfriends, but you musn’t forget about Alex Ovechkin and the amazing season the Capitals are having this season !!!!