I get to show off my amazing lack of copywriting skillz here on this blog because I can title my posts whatever way I want. I don’t have to worry about SEO BS and stuff like that there.
And now, without further ado: Random shit and whatnot, part 379
1. Words of advice to the lady who came to the office today soliciting donations for band uniforms:
There is a difference between being assertive and being bossy. Chicks at the front desk are the first line of communication you have to whomever has what you want ($$ for donations). Walking in and asking for “whomever is in charge” while flinging some serious ‘tude at said front desk chick (okay, me) equals no $$ for your band. Just sayin’.
2. It is 2011. Google has been around for, oh, eleventy thousand years. It’s even a verb as in “Just Google it” which means you take the time to look up whatever is on your little mind. If someone mentions that Mercede Johnston has a new post on her blog, don’t post a comment asking for the damn link. GOOGLE “Mercede Johnston blog” and it will magically transport you to that very site. GAH! What is with people who don’t know that the answer lies in their own hot little fingers? (Mercede is the sister of Levi who is the father of Bristol Palin’s child, FYI)
3. WaWa has this ice cream that is basically vanilla ice cream and chunks of the wafer part of the ice cream sandwich. This is my personal kryptonite. Beyond Cow Tails, beyond brownies and cookies …. wayyy beyond. I can eat an entire half gallon at one sitting. (I haven’t yet but that’s because it’s Duty’s kryptonite too and he’s a snarfer peeg!)
**Resolves not to buy this ever, ever again** One hour of Pilates a week does not, in any way, shape or form, account for the amount of ice cream you (would like to) consume. Gah!
Okay, that’s it for now, I think. Oh, still not totally happy with the new layout – but am getting used to it. I can do more and things aren’t breaking on me. Still can’t find my Sekrit Boyfriend sidebar widget. Universe says “it’s time for new COOKie photos!”